LR & RSL team up for a crossword collaboration

I’m happy to announce I am now the official cruciverbalist for RSL Victoria’s in-house magazine, Mufti!

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Mufti magazine had previously never featured puzzles before now, but editor Jessica Antcliffe was looking for new ways to engage with readers and thought that crosswords were the way to do it.

The crosswords I’ve created for Mufti are accessible for people of all skill-sets, and both have themes based around Remembrance Day, as it was the theme of this edition of the magazine. There’s a 15x15 cryptic and a 15x15 American-style puzzle.

I jumped at the opportunity to create crosswords for Mufti because I felt the demographic would really appreciate thoughtful and challenging puzzles. Cryptic crosswords are a great Australian tradition, and they are more than just engaging for readers, they're good for advertisers and mental health of solvers too.

Jessica says that even though the issue has only been out for a few weeks, the feedback about the crosswords has been “overwhelming”. So hopefully this can lead to a long-lasting relationship for the RSL and LSR (my middle name starts with S), and perhaps even some special events like crossword workshops with readers!

For the curious, Mufti in this context is an old term meaning “civilian clothes of a person normally uniformed”.


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Hey! Try this interesting-looking crossword

Sometimes when I’m making a crossword I realise it’s probably more entertaining to compile than to actually solve, and maybe this is one of those puzzles.

The challenge here was to create all across clues with only two letters, while going overly verbose with the downs. What resulted was quite an odd-looking puzzle that made me laugh. And was quite challenging to solve by all reports.

See how you go! Click here to solve online or alternatively print the image below. This puzzle appeared in PuzzleMail Issue #021. Subscribe here

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I made a crossword for our wedding reception

As a puzzle lover, my favourite part of our wedding prep was putting together the seating plan. We had two big long tables and three smaller tables - and trying to decide who should sit next to who was like a giant game of human sudoku.

We paired two winemakers, lined up some vegans and generally just clumped like-minded souls together. On top of that, we had the ultimate ice-breaker to help people strike up conversation with their neighbours - a bride/groom themed crossword.

The finished product

The finished product

I’m a professional crossword writer by trade, and I’ve made puzzles for many birthdays, anniversaries and hen’s nights, but I’ve never had the opportunity to do an actual wedding puzzle. I was really keen to observe how the crossword would be received, and whether this might become a template for future jobs.

The first bright idea I had was to make all the across answers about the bride (Helen) and all the down answers about the groom (me, Liam). It divided the crossword very much like a traditional ceremony seating plan, with an “aisle” down the middle of the clues which proved to be a nice aesthetic. I was able to phrase the clues in such a way that all the clues began with either Helen or Liam.

We printed the puzzles on the backside of peoples’ place cards, and we supplied a commemorative pencil with “H+L 2019” engraved. We got these cool looking pencils from Pencils.com

Our pencils.com pencils

Our pencils.com pencils

Once guests sat down, it didn’t take them long to realise there was a secret puzzle on the back of their place cards, and everyone was quickly immersed in the crossword, with lots of neighbourly collaboration/competitiveness. There were a handful of tricky clues based on obscure facts about the bride or groom, but I made sure that each clue had at least one guest present who knew the answer.

The first to finish!

The first to finish!

As the contest heated up, I was wandering around the tables offering help to the more befuddled guests. The great thing was that Helen’s people were learning facts about me, and my people were learning facts about Helen - all by talking to new people and making new friends.

It was a really fun part of the day and I would highly recommend a wedding puzzle to anyone having an upcoming wedding. It’s a wonderful ice-breaker and souvenir for guests and married couple alike. Our guests weren’t particularly nerdy, but everyone got into the spirit.

It would be difficult for a professional crossword compiler to create such an intimate puzzle if you were working for clients you barely knew. It was relatively easy to write this puzzle for our wedding because I could put a word in the grid like RABBITS and then lean over and ask Helen “Tell me a fact about you that relates to rabbits”. Of course, if I was creating for strangers I wouldn’t have that luxury.

The way I would approach such a crossword if I didn’t know the subjects at all would be to get them to give me a list of about 50-100 words about them - their jobs, their family, pets, places they’ve traveled and hobbies etc. Then I would build the scaffolding of the puzzle. Lastly I would book an in-person appointment with them to go over the puzzle in person and fill in all the remaining slots. “Tell me a fact about you that relates to rabbits” I would ask the bride, and she would hopefully have some whiz bang family anecdote about the time her great aunt cooked rabbit stew for Christmas dinner.


If you’re interested in a crossword for your wedding or other special life event, check out my other custom crosswords and get in touch.

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Try my Ancient Rome themed crossword for the National Museum of Australia

Portrait bust of Hadrian Hadrian’s Villa, Tivoli, Italy, about 125–130 CE marble. 1805,0703.95© Trustees of the British Museum, 2018. All rights reserved

Portrait bust of Hadrian
Hadrian’s Villa, Tivoli, Italy, about 125–130 CE
marble. 1805,0703.95

© Trustees of the British Museum, 2018. All rights reserved

Recently I was approached by the National Museum of Australia to supply a giant crossword to promote their AMAZING-looking exhibition in Canberra. It’s all about Ancient Rome and I have learned so much about the empire through the process. They took out a full page in the Canberra Times and I am really happy with the result. As you will see they have used a pretty standard newspaper template and put some subtle branding on it. Please feel free to download a copy here and share it with anyone who loves this sort of thing - especially those in the Canberra area. Hopefully the crossword will be a successful campaign for the Museum, and other forward-thinking businesses might follow their lead - meaning more crosswords for everyone.

I’ve been saying for YEARS that I think more companies should sponsor the puzzles pages in the newspaper. Think of all the eyeball-minutes of people whose daily ritual is to fill out the crosswords from A to Z and the sudoku from 1-9. A crossword is the type of marketing content that can keep people glued to a page for hours. Think of the prestige of being associated with the smartest part of the paper. As long as the ads aren’t tacky what is there to lose?

It generally seems that the puzzles page is treated as sacrosanct, and there are rarely ads on the page. Maybe it’s because there are already too many puzzles squeezed in leaving no space for any ads?

SOLUTION here if you need it!

10 times my crosswords sparked debate in the letters pages

My friends once took one of my puzzles camping and they hated 8-down so much they burnt it

My friends once took one of my puzzles camping and they hated 8-down so much they burnt it

When I first got a job writing crosswords for The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age, the crosswords editor was very clear about one thing. “Your crosswords will be published on Monday, and therefore should be not too difficult. If solvers find your puzzles too difficult they won’t buy the paper”.

Hmmm, I thought. Personally I like solving and making very hard crosswords - and would happily stare at a blank puzzle for an hour without getting an answer. That’s my idea of mental peace. But I understood what she meant - people do the crossword to feel smart, not to face the very inconvenient possibility that they may be dimmer than they previously thought. On the flip side, if your stuff is too easy then readers may come to hold you in contempt. There had to be a balance, and I had to work hard to recalibrate for this target demographic. The goal is to give Monday readers a sense of accomplishment so they can hold their head up high while they slog through the week. And the wishful theory is that it sells more newspapers.

Once my puzzles started appearing in the paper, I quickly learnt that making crosswords is a lot like cooking porridge for Goldilocks. I got some positive feedback for sure, but there were also plenty of readers who deemed my puzzles either too hard, too soft or just generally NOT quite right. Anyway, without further ado, here are some of the caustic critiques that made their way into the editor’s inbox.

Yesterday's ''crossword'', LR (25/3), was an attenuated number plate general knowledge quiz. Not happy.

– Sue, Prahran

Cruel but fair. Sue has a point here and she’s NOT HAPPY with the “crossword”. I was trying to make a non-cryptic (quick) crossword interesting by making a theme about number plate slogans - but most people want a vocab test not a trivia puzzle. Click here to do the infamous puzzle and share Sue’s rage.

Oh dear LR (Crossword, 18/4). To focus on a target is to "home in".

Jan, Hawthorn

D’oh. I had “Hone in”. One thing I’ve noticed about the smarty-pants that write in to tell the newspaper there’s been a mistake is they love starting their letters with “Oh dear”. But, deservedly patronising in this case. I won’t make that mistake again… for a while.

Sorry, LR (cryptic crossword, 19/12), but the plural of "octopus" is not "octopi". It's "octopuses".

– Wal, Surrey Hills

This was an historically important letter, as it kicked off the great Octopus letter war of late 2017. I wrote a lovely cryptic clue for OCTOPI [Sea creatures and duck caught with best line] but then Wal came barging in to take a sizeable poop on the party. Well thankfully the next day, someone put Wal in his place, even if she was still adding evidence as to my wrongness.

Sorry, Wal (21/12), but the plural of octopus is octopodes.

Phoebe, Ormond

But my basking was short lived. Wal was vindicated somewhat. And I was still wrong.

Either either, either or: octopuses or octopodes (23/12).

– Jim, Sale

The lesson? I will not hesitate to put OCTOPI in a puzzle again, as long as it gets people talking about crosswords in the letters page.

The quick (not the cryptic) crossword on Monday seemed to overtax our use and understanding of the English language. The clue for 15-down was "on the throne, overhearing showering" – and the answer was "electing". Despite my best efforts, I could not relate the clue to the answer and I wondered how many other readers had the same difficulty. LR, please explain.

– Peter, Ringwood North

OK this one makes me laugh a bit, mainly because it’s not my fault. The production team that puts together the puzzles made this inexplicable mistake with a cut ’n’ paste go wrong. A cryptic clue ended up in the quick! Can you imagine his confusion? How many times did he read it. This is such an earnest letter, written from a place of pure exasperation, and I’m sorry to Peter and all the other readers for their suffering on Feb 28, 2017. Can you work out the actual answer?

Yesterday’s (29/10) cryptic crossword by LR was so easy I finished it in less than ten minutes, not really much of a challenge compared to my favourite DA. In fact, my nickname for LR is “Light Run”.

– Barry, Moorabbin

Jeez fair shake of the sauce bottle Barry! Here’s the puzzle he smashed, see if you can beat the smart alec!

Is LR using his position as crossword compiler to carry on a secret romance? The first five across clues in today’s Quick (25/09) are Never, Going to, Give, You, Up.

– Frank, Balmain

To be honest, this isn’t actually a complaint. But I like to imagine it is a complaint, and Frank is actually outraged at the idea of a lovely intellectual romance interfering with the crossword’s integrity. Of course, you readers know I was just trolling.


The following letters were not published, but made their way to me via email.

LR, I always enjoy your inventive and challenging clues, but today your grid block was a disappointment.  The huge black-outs across and down mean that there were four (almost separate) mini crosswords.  And of the 34 clues, no less than 28 were 7 letters long . . . boring!

– Anon

I thought this was fascinating feedback for a puzzle that I personally thought was quite good. Is too many 7-letter words really a problem? I suppose it is…

It was disappointing to find what I take to be a very childish mistake in this puzzle. The 19-down clue was "Lend, then steal back over argument (6)". The meaning was LEND and the required answer was BORROW.

These two words are related but opposite. One lends TO a person but borrows FROM a person. Maybe LR should be told of this. I don't Twitter so I can't tell LR myself. Possibly there is something I don't understand.

–Sue

Hang on, is this the same Sue from the first letter? Either way, thank you Sue for keeping me on my toes. I will try to banish my inner child, the one that doesn’t know the difference between LEND and BORROW.

One thing I find is that when I make mistakes in my puzzles, my Twitter follower count always goes up! Follow me so you can point out when I’m wrong about something (hint, it’s at least once a month).

How I became a cryptic crossword writer for The Age and SMH

When & how did the cryptic crossword bug begin?

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My cryptic tuition was familial, with my grandfather Eric introducing me when I was a tween. At 89, Eric’s still sharp as a tack, probably due in part to his daily dose of Age cryptic. My uncle Richard also spent a fair bit of time teaching me the ropes. And I was lucky enough to have a wonderful high school English teacher, Teresa Walta, who let me solve crosswords instead of doing schoolwork.

How long you been crafting your own stuff?

I was an OCD solver for years before I created my first primitive cryptic way back in 2003. It was a themed puzzle cobbled together as part of a 21st birthday card I made for a friend. Many years of hobby-clueing passed before I dared attempt an authentic 15x15 puzzle, and even then I had much to learn about modern compiler etiquette.

How does having a Monday puzzle slot influence your style, if at all?

I think the best way to structure a crossword roster is to make Mondays easy and get progressively harder throughout the week. The New York Times does this really well, and Fairfax (Nine!) sort of follows this pattern. With this in mind, I’ve tried to make my cryptics gentle, but it goes against my natural instincts. However I have a weekly newsletter called PuzzleMail where I make slightly more difficult puzzles exclusively for subscribers.

It was a long + winding road before your Fairfax debut. Sketch your pilgrimage –

I distinctly remember the moment that I realised cryptic clueing was a high art. I was sitting on my porch in Moonee Ponds and I circled this DA clue: Web novel? He penned it (1,1,5). If you google it, you’ll see that the forums were awash with debate about the clue’s merits at the time. But for mine it was unquestionably gold. I was at university, and it was around this time that I submitted an essay to my English professor earnestly comparing cryptic crosswords to great works of poetry.

Later, I managed to get a job helping to collate the Fairfax puzzles pages, and happened to strike up a friendship (via correspondence) with the man himself! Generously, DA gave up some of his time to show me the deeper secrets of the craft, including the lesser known rules of grid construction and finer points of clue cooking. I was studying, solving and striving for a slot ever since, and was stoked to get the gig at Fairfax.

And what’s been the biggest lesson en route – aside from patience is a virtue?!

“You can’t please everyone”

What was the 1-across clue in your first ever cryptic puzzle?

See if you can work it out:

  • Had a tennis surface sense (Jan 16 being Day 1 of the Oz Open)

  • Was an anagram

  • Solution related to welcoming someone important (hehe)

  • Solution contains LR

You’re a cartoonist too, with LRtoons. Tell us about your drawing bug.

I taught myself to draw by plagiarising Far Side characters. In fact, I was so eager to channel Gary Larson that most of my early cartoons were about ducks and cows. Eventually I realised I needed to develop my own style, so I started drawing the noses differently. Coming up with ideas for cartoons is a very effective way to fight insomnia.

Three things about yourself, one of which is a lie.

  1. I have a metal plate in my face.

  2. I had a small speaking role in The Honourable Wally Norman (2003).

  3. I once witnessed a shooting in Harlem.

Special topic on Einstein Factor?

Futurama or Britpop.

This article originally appeared on DavidAstle.com

10 tips for aspiring crossword compilers

Note: This article is about UK-style crosswords, and in particular, cryptic crosswords. For tips on making American style crosswords you could try this article

MY love affair with compiling cryptic crosswords was sparked by an encounter with the Greek god of love. It wasn't a one-off encounter, it was an endless series of dull dalliances with this mythological four-letter-word that led me up the cruciverbalist path.

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  • Love god hurt back (4) EROS

  • Love god's painful return (4) EROS

  • Painful return for Greek love god (4) EROS

  • Love god has aching back (4) EROS

  • Injured around love god (4) EROS

  • God of love was in pain, retreating (4) EROS

  • Love god reversed hurting (4) EROS

I presume every devoted cryptic solver has a nemesis word - EROS was mine, particularly if the wordplay played out as above. At the height of the conflict, I would routinely abandon a puzzle mid-solve if I met this "classic" reversal trope, ranting ink-fistedly at my bewildered housemates about what I saw as reprehensibly clueing. "I could do so much better" I sobbed into the page shreds.

You'll be happy to know I have mellowed. Now in the clueing game myself, I realise that many solvers find a certain cosiness in well-trodden formulas, but also that there is no harm in a gimme clue here and there. Being able to plug in EROS after seeing Love god blah blah (4) is a blessing and a curse of being a top seed.

So, if your own clue snobbery becomes chronic, perhaps it might be worth trying your hand at a little compilation. No matter how elite your solving skills, there is a steep learning curve ahead for any newbie compiler, as I found out. Here are some lessons I've gleaned:

1. Grids have to look a certain way for some reason

I'm not a very visual person I suppose, because after looking at cryptic grids for 13 years, I still hadn't picked up on all the idiosyncrasies - and I constructed some terribly offbeat grids in my early days. Here's the cryptic grid genome according to LR, (including some wtf for L-platers).

Traditionally 15x15

180° rotational symmetry

If the grid was a maze, you should be able to follow the white squares from one corner to the other

Nearly all words should have more checked squares than "unches" (unchecked squares) (Fig.1)

Double unches should be a rarity or avoided entirely where possible (Fig.2)

Any more than two words on any grid row threatens to make your puzzle too cluey. (Fig.3)

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2. Writing clues is easier than solving clues

True? Dunno. But it's a good mantra to adopt as a setter, particularly when you catch yourself stretching a definition just to make a clue seem more elegant. The phenomenon is especially observable when you get a chance to revisit your old puzzles once you don't remember the clues. Without fail, there will be a couple of clues that will now seem wanky or desperate with the benefit of hindsight. More on "compiler's hindsight" later.

3. Don't paint yourself into a corner

There are two upsetting scenarios an inexperienced cryptic compiler will face.

NIGHTMARE FODDER 1: You have difficulty filling the grid, and therefore are forced to include (a) very obscure word(s) that no-one will ever have heard of!

Some obscure words I tried to sneak into my early work:

  • PATACA: the basic monetary unit of Macao, equivalent to 100 avos

  • ATARAXY: a state of serene calmness

  • UNTERSEE: the smaller of the two lakes that together form Lake Constance

  • SCHWICK: I still to this day don't know what this word means.

One or two obscure words is ok now and then, but if you get in the habit, solvers will tire of it and you will be fired humiliatingly by the powers that be.

NIGHTMARE FODDER 2: You mindlessly fill the grid. Later you find that it's impossible to come up with good clues for some of the words you've selected.

Basically, before you commit to having a word in your grid, be sure you can come up with a decent clue for it. Trying to clue BIRTH CONTROL still haunts me to this day.

4. Don't have too many anagram clues

They're the easiest type of clue to compose, so don't use them unless you have to. Think of them as your get-out-of-jail-free card. If a word just cries out (icers?) for an anagram clue, then of course go for it. I'm chuffed when I only use four anagram clues in a whole puzzle, plus maybe a handful of partial anagrams. And while I'm at it...

5. Always use a nice spread of different cryptic clue species in every puzzle

As you're constructing the puzzle, keep tabs on which type of clues you've used and which you haven't. By the puzzle's completion, you should have used nearly every clueing device: containers, initialisms, charades, homophones etc etc. It depends on the level of difficulty you're going for. I'm not supposed to throw too many curveballs at the Monday audience. For that very reason I tend to avoid those diabolical "reverse hiddens". As for Spoonerisms, I still don't know how I feel about them - but I try to use them only every second week.

6. Make sure your clues and answers aren't offensive

I often write shockingly rude clues in my drafts, and afterwards dab sadly at the delete key while I rejig my moral compass. Fair enough, I work for a family paper and not Viz Magazine (NSFW).

Occasionally my editor will refuse clues because they are gory or make light of a serious subject. Recently Child gets currency in return for bodily organ (6) was rejected, and in hindsight I guess it could have been controversial. The Age letters page occasionally runs brief comments by aghast readers, lamenting a sexist or off-colour clue. My most regularly received complaints are "too hard" or "too easy"! (see Tip 10)

Generally avoid references to diseases and sex (and definitely don't combine the two!). Remember that even clues that might be 100 per cent innocent may be misread as innuendo by a sick-headed subscriber, so try to be preemptive of that.

7. Be mindful of the solvers' experience

In section two I wrote about about being fair in your clueing, but being fair goes beyond that. When putting yourself in the footwear of your solvers, you need to take a holistic view of your puzzle.

Say 2-down a really tough clue. You might, then, make sure that 1-across is easy, so that the solver has a better chance at 2-down.

Also be aware of unwitting misdirection. Model can mean T or it can be an anagram indicator. And of course, it's fine if you're deliberately trying to throw off your adversaries. But if you unknowingly add such a layer of confusion to an already-challenging clue, it can morph into a real clanger.

If you're making a theme crossword, where the theme rests on 2-down, think hard about how difficult you're going to make 2-down.

Sometimes I've written a clue which accidentally has two legitimate answers.

Snoop's vocal award (5) could be MEDAL or PRIZE. This is a bit of a fluke, really - but if I had a choice, my clues would only ever give one answer. This is why when I do homophone clues I try my best to make it very clear what the definition is.

8. Maintain an obsessively thorough list of cryptic abbreviations and ideas

Here's a brief excerpt from my abbreviations list, Chapter Y.

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y: military base

y: chromosome

y: unknown

y: why

y: yard

y: year

y: yen

y: yttrium

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9. Software tips

Confession time: I have never compiled a crossword using pen and paper. Perhaps that's normal for compilers who computed their way into adulthood. I do use a pen to jot down clue ideas sometimes, but other than that, my puzzles are kilobytes.

I use a program called Crossfire and it is the stuff dreams are made of in my opinion.

Basically, the program tells you what words will fit, and it also channels Deep Blue by telling you which words will give you the most options for the rest of the puzzle. It is not a substitute for creativity, and there is still grunt work involved in a good puzzle - but it sure is preferable to the abject hell of eraser residue, pencil shavings and papers cuts.

There's also a great browser-based compiling software called Go Crossword

10. Remember you can't please everyone.

...but you can try. I make my puzzles mostly easy with a few deliberately tough clues to sort the champs from the chumps. This way the chumps can feel happy that they've got most of the clues, but champs can feel satisfied that they completed the grid. Chimps, meanwhile, have yet to get a single one of my clues - no matter how clever their zoologists claim them to be.

When I'm solving other people's crosswords, the harder the better. See, I wouldn't even please myself!

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Cheers

LR